Me: "Why is there a bowl of milk in your bathroom?"
Friend: "Oh, I got hungry while I was taking a shower and got a bowl of cereal."
Me: "...you ate cereal while in the shower."
Friend: "Hey, it's not nearly as weird as you putting cookies in your pockets to eat later. That's just disgusting."
Me: "But in the shower?"
Which do you think is more weird?
Anyways...
Happy Birthday to my aneki-kins! Go give *xKimikox lotsa love. NOW.
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And thank you for the birthday wishes, Aneki! ILY LOTS!
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"I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?" ~George Carlin
wasn't there a mythbusters episode about this?
Shower still wins
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The Bird of Hermes is my name
Eating my wings to make me tame
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By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.
but it makes me laugh
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*watching Seussical the Musical* "My daughter friend from New York saw the show, and turned to me afterwards and was like, The birds looked like drag queens from a New York vaudeville show!!"~Hedayat-my favorite drama teacher EVER
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Challenge me! [link]
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"The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' And I'll look down, and whisper 'no.'"
-Rorshach, from Watchmen
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When I grow up, I wanna be like me!
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